Stolen Questionaire
This questionnaire is pretty old. I had answered all the questions and saved it, but never went back to it. I'll post it now because I like these questions. They're kinda funny.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Only one? That's hard. My boss. No, not Joey's mother. I tolerate her. The racist, sexist, Barry White-sounding pig of a boss I have to deal with on a daily basis.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Ashlee Simpson or Kelly Osborne
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Cynthia, my bosses assistant.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Ricotta?
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Blimpie's Best, baby!!
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Michael Rosenbaum. Yum.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Christopher Hall, former lead singer of Stabbing Westward, current lead singer of The Dreaming.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Dinner and a movie with the man.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Greece
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Buy tourist junk :)
11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Mixed drink or a specific alcohol? Mojitos!! Anything other I don't care about, I'm not much of a drinker.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Back to highschool. Back to the days of no responsibility. Actually, I want to go back to do much better in school. Get a scholarship to some ivy league college and become a rich plastic surgeon.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No stupid people allowed on my island.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create a half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Seriously, I can't think of anything for this answer. I'm not that creative.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt. I use it too often, though. Sometimes I forget who I'm talking to and it's a very harsh and dirty word. Cunt. Yea, I like cunt.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. What do you do?
Scream my ass off. I'm a scaredy cat like that. They'll prolly eat me.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
My pictures.. but, I have so many!! I may be drowned in boxes and photo albums and scrapbooks before the fire gets me.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Have sex. Then, for the next 25 minutes kill someone. Is that horrible?
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Invisibility. Not only can I spy on people and know what they say about me, but I can get on a plane and fly anywhere I want for free. If I'm invisible, they can't charge me!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The half hour where I got to use a whip and had someone on their knees.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I don't think I need to say it again. Read "Confessions, part deux"
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy. In a heartbeat.
23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Uhh.. don't care if I get banned from all of them.
24. Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
Do I have to tell anyone? Can't I just float alone and in peace? And what if I no one I know lives near water? Then it would just be useless.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Kurt Cobain. I wanna know if Courtney really did kill him.
26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My stepfather. Can we go back to the question about doing whatever you want for 30 mins before you die? I'd have him gang-raped by 30, very large, very black men.
27. What's your theme song?
Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls. Heh. Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Only one? That's hard. My boss. No, not Joey's mother. I tolerate her. The racist, sexist, Barry White-sounding pig of a boss I have to deal with on a daily basis.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Ashlee Simpson or Kelly Osborne
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Cynthia, my bosses assistant.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Ricotta?
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Blimpie's Best, baby!!
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Michael Rosenbaum. Yum.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Christopher Hall, former lead singer of Stabbing Westward, current lead singer of The Dreaming.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Dinner and a movie with the man.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Greece
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Buy tourist junk :)
11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
Mixed drink or a specific alcohol? Mojitos!! Anything other I don't care about, I'm not much of a drinker.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Back to highschool. Back to the days of no responsibility. Actually, I want to go back to do much better in school. Get a scholarship to some ivy league college and become a rich plastic surgeon.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No stupid people allowed on my island.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create a half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Seriously, I can't think of anything for this answer. I'm not that creative.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt. I use it too often, though. Sometimes I forget who I'm talking to and it's a very harsh and dirty word. Cunt. Yea, I like cunt.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. What do you do?
Scream my ass off. I'm a scaredy cat like that. They'll prolly eat me.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
My pictures.. but, I have so many!! I may be drowned in boxes and photo albums and scrapbooks before the fire gets me.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Have sex. Then, for the next 25 minutes kill someone. Is that horrible?
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Invisibility. Not only can I spy on people and know what they say about me, but I can get on a plane and fly anywhere I want for free. If I'm invisible, they can't charge me!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The half hour where I got to use a whip and had someone on their knees.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
I don't think I need to say it again. Read "Confessions, part deux"
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy. In a heartbeat.
23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Uhh.. don't care if I get banned from all of them.
24. Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
Do I have to tell anyone? Can't I just float alone and in peace? And what if I no one I know lives near water? Then it would just be useless.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Kurt Cobain. I wanna know if Courtney really did kill him.
26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My stepfather. Can we go back to the question about doing whatever you want for 30 mins before you die? I'd have him gang-raped by 30, very large, very black men.
27. What's your theme song?
Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls. Heh. Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
posted by gotbrains? at 9:00 AM
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Quote of the year:
"Yea, I like cunt."
--Yvette
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