F%#^& this %^$## !!
"If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."
I admit that the following post is pretty self-absorbed, as if you care about any of it, but it's my blog, so bite me.
Yvette's Top 5 Worst Qualities:
5. Cursing. I curse. A lot. I have the mouth of a fucking trucker. Kiss my fat ass.
4. Low tolerance. I have low/no tolerance for many things: bad drivers, chick drivers (which are really one in the same), stupidity, ebonics, non-english speaking people in the USA under the age of 60, walkie-talkie cell phones (Nextel?) I don't really give a rat's ass about you or your sad life, people that go grocery shopping and stand in the middle of the isle not bothering to be considerate of others needing to go by..
3. Loudness. I'm Cuban/Sicilian, that comes with the territory. When I am passionately speaking about something I tend to get a little loud and/or angry-faced. It's not directed at you, but it may come across that way.
2. I wear my emotions on my sleeves. If I'm sad, you'll know it. If I'm happy, you'll know it. If I hate you, you'll know it. Needless to say, I'm not much of an ass-kissing, networking type of person.
2. IDRGAS. I suffer from a very complicated disease called "I Don't Really Give A Shit." I don't care about the mundane. If you tell me you have an appointment on Tuesday at 8am, to get the rash on your ass checked out, I will more than likely call you at that exact moment. I forget. More importantly, I don't really give a shit.
2. Impatience. I'm very impatient, especially if it's someone, err.. something that I REALLY want.
1. I don't like anyone. You know how you're guilty until proven innocent? Same with me, you're an asshole until proven otherwise.
(Yes, I know I repeated #2, I just don't want to admit that there are more than 5 bad qualities)
I considered adding "The top 5 Most Endearing Qualities," however, they were really hard to think of. I can easily give you my worst qualities, but the good ones are more difficult to say without sounding like an arrogant bitch. Besides, the only people that read this stupid thing already know me, so you know why you love me. =)
I admit that the following post is pretty self-absorbed, as if you care about any of it, but it's my blog, so bite me.
Yvette's Top 5 Worst Qualities:
5. Cursing. I curse. A lot. I have the mouth of a fucking trucker. Kiss my fat ass.
4. Low tolerance. I have low/no tolerance for many things: bad drivers, chick drivers (which are really one in the same), stupidity, ebonics, non-english speaking people in the USA under the age of 60, walkie-talkie cell phones (Nextel?) I don't really give a rat's ass about you or your sad life, people that go grocery shopping and stand in the middle of the isle not bothering to be considerate of others needing to go by..
3. Loudness. I'm Cuban/Sicilian, that comes with the territory. When I am passionately speaking about something I tend to get a little loud and/or angry-faced. It's not directed at you, but it may come across that way.
2. I wear my emotions on my sleeves. If I'm sad, you'll know it. If I'm happy, you'll know it. If I hate you, you'll know it. Needless to say, I'm not much of an ass-kissing, networking type of person.
2. IDRGAS. I suffer from a very complicated disease called "I Don't Really Give A Shit." I don't care about the mundane. If you tell me you have an appointment on Tuesday at 8am, to get the rash on your ass checked out, I will more than likely call you at that exact moment. I forget. More importantly, I don't really give a shit.
2. Impatience. I'm very impatient, especially if it's someone, err.. something that I REALLY want.
1. I don't like anyone. You know how you're guilty until proven innocent? Same with me, you're an asshole until proven otherwise.
(Yes, I know I repeated #2, I just don't want to admit that there are more than 5 bad qualities)
I considered adding "The top 5 Most Endearing Qualities," however, they were really hard to think of. I can easily give you my worst qualities, but the good ones are more difficult to say without sounding like an arrogant bitch. Besides, the only people that read this stupid thing already know me, so you know why you love me. =)
posted by gotbrains? at 10:27 AM
4 Comments:
I love you because of THE LOOK!
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Maybe YOU should be the one with the "I HATE PEOPLE" t-shirt.
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