The Day After...

Would you like to know how my Valentine's Day was spent?? Well first off, my mid-term was cancelled, much to my annoyance... I was prepared, damnit. So, I went home, ordered Cuban food (I needed something fatty) and sat in front of the t.v. watching "Sex and the City" reruns on TBS. That, my friends, was my pathetic day of lovers. No flowers, no candy, no teddie bears.. well, that's a lie. I got a little ape holding a heart from my favorite fags. Most importantly, I didn't get laid. I don't think my little plastic friend and Jezebelle Bond count.