Domino's Pizza and Ave Maria
Only in Florida...
The founder of Domino's Pizza, who has sold the business in order to devote his life to doing good deeds, has formed a partnership with Barron Collier Company (real estate development) to create a town. They are constructing a Catholic University, and creating the town of Ave Maria (after the Ave Maria University).
This lovely little town will be completely Catholic. Stores will not sell pornographic materials, condoms, birth control, and cable tv will be restricted. What are the problems with this, other than the obvious legal issues?? WHAT IS THE POINT?? Let's take the fact that pharmacies won't sell condoms. And?? Do you really think that an entire university of horny teenagers will not drive 10 miles down the road to buy a box?? Or, drive to the x-rated video store for some porn? Are you going to make it illegal to own these items, as well? If not, then this is pointless. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they won't bother driving the 10 miles down the road for some Trojans with Spermacide. Then, you'll have a happy little town with the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the US. Good job, Domino's man! Oh, and have I mentioned that abortion are not allowed here?
I thought the creepy town of Celebration, FL was bad, but this takes the cake. Why is it that Florida is full of these stepford-wives areas?? Do people really want to live like this? Call me crazy, but I like the fact that everyone is different and everyone has different beliefs. Of course, they are all stupid because they don't think like I do, but it's their prerogative.
Get out of Pleasantville, people!! We're not living in the 30's anymore!! The world is a happy place full of sex, drugs, abortions and welfare payments! Get used to it, cuz it ain't gonna get any better than this.
And, that is my two cents.
The founder of Domino's Pizza, who has sold the business in order to devote his life to doing good deeds, has formed a partnership with Barron Collier Company (real estate development) to create a town. They are constructing a Catholic University, and creating the town of Ave Maria (after the Ave Maria University).
This lovely little town will be completely Catholic. Stores will not sell pornographic materials, condoms, birth control, and cable tv will be restricted. What are the problems with this, other than the obvious legal issues?? WHAT IS THE POINT?? Let's take the fact that pharmacies won't sell condoms. And?? Do you really think that an entire university of horny teenagers will not drive 10 miles down the road to buy a box?? Or, drive to the x-rated video store for some porn? Are you going to make it illegal to own these items, as well? If not, then this is pointless. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they won't bother driving the 10 miles down the road for some Trojans with Spermacide. Then, you'll have a happy little town with the highest rate of teenage pregnancy in the US. Good job, Domino's man! Oh, and have I mentioned that abortion are not allowed here?
I thought the creepy town of Celebration, FL was bad, but this takes the cake. Why is it that Florida is full of these stepford-wives areas?? Do people really want to live like this? Call me crazy, but I like the fact that everyone is different and everyone has different beliefs. Of course, they are all stupid because they don't think like I do, but it's their prerogative.
Get out of Pleasantville, people!! We're not living in the 30's anymore!! The world is a happy place full of sex, drugs, abortions and welfare payments! Get used to it, cuz it ain't gonna get any better than this.
And, that is my two cents.
posted by gotbrains? at 3:49 PM
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Twenty bucks says that the mayor of that town will be a pedophile.
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