Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I wanna take ya..

frozen drinks with umbrellas
midnight buffets of hotdogs and hambugers
annoying waiters who really aren't as funny as they think
Victoria's Secret undies 3 sizes too small
drunken Karaoke, in a non-Karaoke bar
not one employee that spoke english
frozen drinks with umbrellas
way too much sun
can you make that a double?
way too much walking
kissing fish
i'm sorry, sir, we don't have any chemistry. can you just let me sing?
dirty snails and moose-ball patte for dinner
have i mentioned frozen drinks with umbrellas?
i'm going to the gym
i'm going to the gym
i'm going to the gym
she never went to the gym
clothing 3 sizes too small
2 shots of Jegermeister (did I spell that right?)
8976755644567980 jack daniels
did someone get fingered in the elevator? ew

These are the highlights of my way too short cruise last week. If you care, here are the pics.